dearscience: so C2H5OH is the formula for ethyl alcohol that’s so weird like C2H5OH is all it takes to make you think that taking your shirt off is fine, dancing obnoxiously is acceptable and that everything is okay if you’re stupid like me at least
What people recognize is that there’s a fear that the United States is in an...– GOP presidential hopeful MICHELE BACHMANN, not realizing the Soviet Union dissolved two fucking decades ago. Then again, her unofficial campaign slogan is “Bachmann. Backwards.” (via the New York Daily News)
dyinginback: [Desperate plea for human connection disguised as poetry.]
my office is a meat freezer
"so what, they're asking for donations so they can give plastic surgery to babies?"
"dad's a creationist, he doesn't believe in plastic surgery."
"he's a what?"